I hate alarm clocks

I hate alarm clocks //
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-Alcoholic

-A whole lot of melodrama //
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By all means, I’m with nothing but lesbians

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“I just splashed tequila in my eye”

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So many margaritas

Dear lord

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Day drinking, the only way to spend your day off work

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ernestsewell:

You know I rarely reblog men these days, but gheezus - I’m totally mesmerized by him.
It doesn’t hurt that he has my last name initial on his forearm.
Come to big Ern. To, with, in, on, around - whatever works.

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Political history is largely an account of mass violence and of the expenditure of vast resources to cope with mythical fears and hopes.

— Murray Edelman, Politics as Symbolic Action, 1964 (via absurdlakefront)

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vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

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overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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